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Are straight Christians really angry at the Alphabet Mafia—or are they just cursed?

The Straight Curse™ takes a laugh-out-loud satirical look at why so many straight marriages seem stuck in beige monotony while queer love bursts with color, joy, and authenticity. Through sharp humor, playful storytelling, and tongue-in-cheek parody, this book flips the script on “traditional values” and exposes the hilarious truth: maybe the real misery was the curse all along.

Follow Doug, Sarah, and their friends as they stumble through loveless routines, awkward Bible studies, and the endless boredom of “date night,” all while looking on enviously at the glittering, vibrant lives of Liam, Oliver, and the rest of the Alphabet Mafia. From three-legged races to Pride parties, the contrast is as funny as it is eye-opening.

This isn’t just satire—it’s a joyful reminder that life is meant to be lived with laughter, connection, and authenticity. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community or simply in need of a good laugh, The Straight Curse™ is your invitation to break free from the beige and dance under the disco ball.